About ten people ended up leaving the party soon after that, gagging and coughing along the way. But then to our surprise and great satisfaction, it ended up drifting into their apartment. We were originally were planning on them coming outside to smoke a cigarette and then smell it. About ten minutes later, we unleashed round two out of our other window. Around 1:30 am, my roommate cut a small hole in the screen of his window and squeezed a nice size amount of the foulest smelling stench to ever be a part of this earth out the window and down onto the sidewalk right next to their open window. After repeatedly knocking on the door and asking them to keep it down since September, we decided it was time to unleash the Great Equalizer.
My roommate and I both play sports and often have to get up early on the weekends so you can see how annoying this can get. I go to college a little bit outside of Philly and the neighbors that live downstairs are constantly throwing loud parties late into the night. Listen to an email received by Preston and Steve of WMMR, Philadelphia from two college guys who got their revenge on their loud, constant-partying, downstairs neighbors with Liquid ASS or read the email transcribed below. I didn't know what to expect and I was pleased beyond belief when, after I shot it up there, I hear screaming " Oh my word!" and " What the f***!" Two months later, they moved out after 3 more random shots o' ass.Ĭustomer Feedback: College Neighbor Revenge I drilled a hole in my ceiling (their floor) and waited for the next time he pissed me off. I found my savior in Liquid ASS (the streaming bottle for projection purposes) while searching for stink bombs online. He in turn would jump around more and make MORE noise. I would tap on the ceiling when it was too loud. A teenager living with his mom directly above me, playing a video game, jumping around creates a LOT of noise. I live in an apartment complex and I had someone living directly above me that didn't care that someone lived below them. The guidelines given above combine simplicity, effectiveness, and entertainment value.Ĭustomer Testimonial: The Noisy Neighbors Upstairs In general (95% of the time), when used indoors with medium ventilation, a third of a bottle will generate dry–heave–quality stench from one to three hours. Results will vary due to ventilation, room size, and amount applied. Several significant variables will affect the performance of your Liquid ASS operation. A good rule of thumb is to apply Liquid ASS around the perimeter of the target area or approximately that same amount spread over the middle area. On tile floors, squirt in the corners to minimize light reflection.
On most carpeted floors, Liquid ASS is not visible and the smell lasts longer. Using the streaming tip version of Liquid ASS, squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. The end result is a satisfying measure of revenge, peace of mind, and no harm done. Liquid ASS will deliver a concluding amount of satisfaction accompanied by fits of laughter brought on by the funny, futile antics of your neighbor in searching for the source. Properly applied (see our Suggested Uses page for proven methods), Liquid ASS produces an intense, long-lasting, authentic butt-crack smell that will have your problem neighbor baffled by what the hell happened. The frustration caused by one's inability to satiate vengeful desires can destroy one's health and mental well-being. However, the means of effective revenge for a sane and moral person are few. In most cases, you will get there sooner or later. How about ignoring your neighbor? Let's see - they are loud, obnoxious, annoying, even nasty - no luck there.Įventually you are driven to the last resort - revenge. But how can you reason with unreasonable people? You can try reasoning with your neighbor. Dealing with them is a chafing, frustrating, unending experience.
And getting rid of them is next to impossible. If you have them, it is a living nightmare. Liquid ASS: The Solution to Your Neighbor Problem Funny, Satisfying, yet Harmless Revenge on Bad Neighbors
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