A man chops off your fingers and you fall in love with him. I never thought you'd have a true believer for a son.Īh, he's young yet. The one true God is what's between a woman's legs, and better yet a Queen's legs. I've been all over the world, my boy, and everywhere I go people tell me about the true god.
Stannis is the rightful King and the Lord of Light. I'm not going to rape her, I'm going to f*** her. We're not attacking King's Landing so that you can rape the Queen! I'll sail with your fleet, all 30 of my ships, and if we don't drown at the bottom of Blackwater Bay, I'll f*** this blond queen and I'll f*** her well. They'll be singing songs about you as long as men have voices to sing.Ĭersei. You'll be the richest man in Lys and the most famous. If not, I will litter the south with Lannister dead!Ĭome with me and plunder the greatest city in Westeros. These are my terms! If the Queen Regent and her son meet them, I'll give them peace. If he disregards this command, he shall suffer the same fate as my father.only I won't need a servant to do my beheading for me! Neither Joffrey nor any of his men shall ever set foot in our lands again.
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From this time to the end of time, we are a free and independent kingdom. Third, Joffrey and the Queen Regent must renounce all claim to dominion of the north. And the remains of all those who died in his service must be returned also, that their families can honour them with proper funerals. Second, my father's bones must be returned to us, so that he may rest beside his brother and sister in the crypts beneath Winterfell. First, your family must release my sisters. I offer your cousins peace, if they meet my terms. They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them. Joffrey, Renly, Robb Stark, they're all thieves. I've always served thieves according to their deserts, as you well know Ser Davos. Who'd steal the northern half of my kingdom. If not Renly Your Grace, join forces with Robb Stark. I'm sure he doesn't, but we do if we're going to war. Stannis does not need to beg this lord or that lord for support, the Lord of Light stands behind him.Īnd how many ships has the Lord of Light got in his fleet? I'll not make peace with Renly while he calls himself king.īut many have already declared for him. If, for the time being you could make peace with your brother. Your Grace, the Lannisters are the true enemy. Send copies of that letter to every corner of the realm, from the Arbor to the Wall. When Eddard Stark learnt the truth, he told only me. By right of birth and blood, I do this day lay claim to the Iron Throne of Westeros. Whatever else he is, the man's still a knight. Make it Ser Jaime Lannister the Kingslayer. By right of birth and blood, I do this day lay claim. Call him what he is.Īnd her brother Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer. That my brother Robert left no trueborn heirs, the boy Joffrey, the boy Tommen and the girl Myrcella being born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother Jaime Lannnister. Must be odd for you, to be the disappointing child.Īnd I declare on the honour of my House that my beloved brother Robert left. You chopped one's head off and let another escape. The Starks love their children as well, and we have two of them.Īrya, that little animal, she disappeared.ĭisappeared? What, in a puff of smoke? We had three Starks to trade. And if the King listens to what I say, the King might just get his uncle Jaime back.
But I know people, and I know that our enemies hate each other almost as much as they hate us. Who's won every battle he's fought! Do you understand we're losing the war?! That bit of theatre will haunt our family for a generation. Quite right, you did nothing when your son called for Ned Stark's head! Now the entire North has risen up against us!ĭid you? You failed. If I were capable of tricking Father, I'd be Emperor of the world by now. I would like to know how you tricked Father into this! Surely having so recently lost your own beloved father, you can sympathise! Her loss?! Her father was a confessed traitor! Death is so boring, especially now with so much excitement in the world. And what a fine job you've done! Look at you, more beautiful than ever! And you! You're going to be bigger than the Hound.but much better looking! This one doesn't like me. Beloved nephew! We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be found!
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